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Post by Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ on Jun 18, 2015 14:37:24 GMT -6
This one sounded fun, so I thought I'd try it. The person wishes for something, and the next person twists it into something bad or just unfortunate.
Ex.
I wish for a superpower.
Congratulations! You now have the ability to slay people with your farts.
Have at it.
I wish for a puppy.
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Post by echolight4eva on Jun 18, 2015 14:38:58 GMT -6
Wish granted, but your puppy is a vicious attack dog and kills your other pets.
I wish for a million dollars
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Post by Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ on Jun 18, 2015 14:59:23 GMT -6
Darn. Your genie is Vietnamese and you get a million dong, worth around $45.
I wish for a new car.
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Post by echolight4eva on Jun 18, 2015 15:01:51 GMT -6
Wish granted, but you immediately crash it in a freak accident.
I want a hundred cats.
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Post by Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ on Jun 18, 2015 15:20:23 GMT -6
Ultimately, this could go wrong in a million different ways. But in this case, the cats all want your attention at the same time and suffocate you in a cat-pile.
I wish I was a unicorn.
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Post by echolight4eva on Jun 18, 2015 15:26:47 GMT -6
Okay, but you are caught and put in a zoo.
I wish to have enough popcorn to last the rest of my life
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Post by Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ on Jun 18, 2015 15:28:09 GMT -6
You are granted eternal amounts of popcorn, but you die from a heartattack two years later. Oh, well.
I wish to visit Italy.
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Post by echolight4eva on Jun 18, 2015 15:29:55 GMT -6
You have a wonderful time in Italy... until you visit Pompeii. Vesuvio erupts and you are encased in ash. Too bad :/
I wish to win Ms. America.
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Post by wizardlizard on Jun 18, 2015 18:08:40 GMT -6
Congratz! You win... But it's published in the news on April fools day and no one believes you. Also, you lost your trophy, so you have no evidence.
I wish I could enter a movie set so I could ruin the movie
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Post by Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ on Jun 19, 2015 13:54:27 GMT -6
(I don't even know what to do with that lol) You get on the set, but instead of ruining the movie, your actions cause it to be an instant success! And you get no money or credit. I honestly wish I was a mastermind criminal  |
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Post by echolight4eva on Jun 25, 2015 15:11:45 GMT -6
Okay, but you are caught and thrown in jail for the rest of your life
I wish that I was a serious gamer.
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Post by wizardlizard on Jun 25, 2015 16:55:45 GMT -6
Sure! But you're a shut-in that lives in their mother's basement for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a pet dragon
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Post by Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ on Jun 26, 2015 10:48:30 GMT -6
(Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted ) You're new pet dragon is amazing! You name him Norbert and all seems fine until he burps after dinner and sets the house on fire, killing both of you. Whoops. Dragons don't make good house pets. I wish I had the power to freeze time. |
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Post by echolight4eva on Jun 26, 2015 11:14:07 GMT -6
Okay! You can freeze time whenever you want, but you can only do it once because you don't have the ability to start it back up. You're stuck in the same moment in time forever and ever, amen.
I want to be able to eat whatever I want and not get fat!
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I hate schoo